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Well, in a moment of anxiety and excitement I succumbed to the best product advertised on TV - the catchcaddy. This product has the opportunity to revolutionize the driving experience each and every one of us. No longer will you lose french fries between the seats as now the Catchcaddy will capture those fries for eating later, at your convenience. Stuck in the '80s and still using your AAA Triptik? Now you can keep it within reach with the Catchcaddy. Need quick access to cash to bribe the police/INS/vehicle inspector? Store it in the Catchcaddy! Did you drop that roach between the seat when it burned your fingers? ("Whoa, dude, that's a real bummer") Now, you can save that weed with the Catchcaddy.
Here's the product. You actually get four of these with your order and two of mine are reserved for Bigunit
Look at the space these Catchcaddies fill! I could save some mad dollas, yo, with everything that is kept from being lost by my Catchcaddies
The Catchcaddies are aerodynamically shaped to conform to any space, increasing your MPG by 1%-3% (results may vary)
I am so headed to In-N-Out just to drop in some fries between the seats. I can eat them now, or pull them out tomorrow or Saturday, whenever I want! The Catchcaddy is bioengineered to kill bacteria, resist Ebola and act as a natural spermicide when you be strokin'.
But wait, there's more! As a free gift they will send you not one, but two, hands free devices for your mobile phone. Now, I know what you're thinking - how can they afford such an incredible free gift? It is like this prototype? Of course not, because this protoype is a "Fail"
So, what did they send? This space age improvement using only the finest cellophaneous carbonized plasticity. Just apply the suction cup to the back of your phone, using the suction pads if necessary, and gently place the hands free device and attached phone to your head. Be sure to align the phone to your ear hole and the microphone to your mouth hole. If you've correctly applied the hands free device you will hear people calling you an a-hole.
This device naturally complements the spermicidal properties of the Catchcaddy because when you have properly set up your hands free device and have attached it to your head, it functions as a natural birth control, repelling all members of the opposite sex within one hundred feet. It basically has a airfolian quality on all members of the opposite sex, pushing them around you and not allowing them anywhere near you. You will remain STD and date free!
So hurry up, supplies are limited. Only thirteen million will be made and each one will be authentically stamped with "Made in China". They are sure to be collectables - they've already collected french fries, some loose coins and at least three ounces of my Venti no whip three pump raspberry add shot caramel Frappuccino.
Here's the product. You actually get four of these with your order and two of mine are reserved for Bigunit
Look at the space these Catchcaddies fill! I could save some mad dollas, yo, with everything that is kept from being lost by my Catchcaddies
The Catchcaddies are aerodynamically shaped to conform to any space, increasing your MPG by 1%-3% (results may vary)
I am so headed to In-N-Out just to drop in some fries between the seats. I can eat them now, or pull them out tomorrow or Saturday, whenever I want! The Catchcaddy is bioengineered to kill bacteria, resist Ebola and act as a natural spermicide when you be strokin'.
But wait, there's more! As a free gift they will send you not one, but two, hands free devices for your mobile phone. Now, I know what you're thinking - how can they afford such an incredible free gift? It is like this prototype? Of course not, because this protoype is a "Fail"
So, what did they send? This space age improvement using only the finest cellophaneous carbonized plasticity. Just apply the suction cup to the back of your phone, using the suction pads if necessary, and gently place the hands free device and attached phone to your head. Be sure to align the phone to your ear hole and the microphone to your mouth hole. If you've correctly applied the hands free device you will hear people calling you an a-hole.
This device naturally complements the spermicidal properties of the Catchcaddy because when you have properly set up your hands free device and have attached it to your head, it functions as a natural birth control, repelling all members of the opposite sex within one hundred feet. It basically has a airfolian quality on all members of the opposite sex, pushing them around you and not allowing them anywhere near you. You will remain STD and date free!
So hurry up, supplies are limited. Only thirteen million will be made and each one will be authentically stamped with "Made in China". They are sure to be collectables - they've already collected french fries, some loose coins and at least three ounces of my Venti no whip three pump raspberry add shot caramel Frappuccino.
